Thursday, November 22, 2012

5 Things For Which I am Thankful

1.) Adam Sandler's Thanksgiving Song

2.) Balsamic vinaigrette dressing

3.) Jon Stewart & Stephan Colbert

4.) People who still send drunk texts

5.) Castle

Of course I'm also thankful for my family & friends, but just wanted to point out some not-so-cliche things in my life.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Questions with No Answer

Why do I put things off? Even things I like doing? I could have started my Thanksgiving baking at 10 this morning. Instead, I took a nap, watched Ellen, went to Pet Smart, made dinner, washed dishes. Now it's 7:30 pm & all I have is a big bowl of cookie dough.

And on that thought...

Why do I eat raw cookie dough when I know it will make me sick?

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Be the Blogger

New Blog Goals
1. Post more often
2. Save all sarcasm & cynicism for blog ONLY (instead of on other forms of social media)
3. Become funnier without excessive sarcasm & cynicism.
***Notice #3 says "excessive." I'm not going cold turkey on that shit!