Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Not at all vain

Here's what she said when she got up this morning:

"I can't wear this [Disney Princess nightgown] to dance. I'll be too pretty."

Sunday, March 28, 2010


I'm begining to think being a bitch is good for my health. It certainly is helping my depression, too.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Seriously, who voted for this guy?

Gov. Christie's educational budget cuts are so drastic, I don't see how districts will deal without major staff cuts. RIFs all-around. Now I have very little hope of finding a job for next school year.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

This is one for the "Use This To Embarass Her Later" file

DAUGHTER: My butt itches.

ME: Well, lets get some powder and then air it out.

DAUGHTER: It feels like ants.

ME: [Little dance action] Ants in your pants?

DAUGHTER: No, crabs.

ME: Crabs? In your pants.

DAUGHTER: They're biting me! Biting crabs!