Not at all vain

Here's what she said when she got up this morning:

"I can't wear this [Disney Princess nightgown] to dance. I'll be too pretty."

@#$%!

I'm begining to think being a bitch is good for my health. It certainly is helping my depression, too.

Seriously, who voted for this guy?

Gov. Christie's educational budget cuts are so drastic, I don't see how districts will deal without major staff cuts. RIFs all-around. Now I have very little hope of finding a job for next school year.

This is one for the "Use This To Embarass Her Later" file

DAUGHTER: My butt itches.

ME: Well, lets get some powder and then air it out.

DAUGHTER: It feels like ants.

ME: [Little dance action] Ants in your pants?

DAUGHTER: No, crabs.

ME: Crabs? In your pants.

DAUGHTER: They're biting me! Biting crabs!