DAUGHTER: My butt itches.
ME: Well, lets get some powder and then air it out.
DAUGHTER: It feels like ants.
ME: [Little dance action] Ants in your pants?
DAUGHTER: No, crabs.
ME: Crabs? In your pants.
DAUGHTER: They're biting me! Biting crabs!
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