In the Magic Kingdom...
FOUR-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER: Look Mom! Elephant topiaries!
MOM: Yeah!...Wait, did you say "topiaries?"
DAUGHTER: Elephant topiaries!
MOM: How do you know what topiaries are?
DAUGHTER: Mae-mae and I buy them on FarmVille.
And you thought Social Networking couldn't be educational!
[By the way, Blogger spellcheck didn't like "topiaries" OR "FarmVille"]