(This conversation took place over the phone after I'd received a call from Daughter's school that she had 101.5 fever and someone needed to pick her up.)
HUSBAND: I picked her up. She's on the sofa watching TV.
ME: Did you give her Tylenol or Motrin?
HUSBAND: No. I asked her if she wanted any and she said "No."
ME: I'm on my way home.